Alert the media

The Timaru Herald has reported on the opening of a cash machine at a local supermarket, noting that 'after nine years' campaigning, Timaru District councillor Terry Kennedy was given the honour of cutting the ribbon, witnessed by a cluster of supermarket staff'.  A ribbon-cutting ceremony, eh?  Steady on there folks, if you start crowing everyone will want one. 

 

- Timaru Herald, 12 March 2008

 

[My other favourite headline from today's Herald is 'Causeway suggested'.  No fancy messing around there.  Does what it says on the tin.]